Bauron Ironhorn's Gold Coin: "May the Earthmother watch over us as we fight to protect Azeroth."
Strakk Crashgear's IOU Note: "I wish for some free coins sitting at the bottom of a fountain. Well what do ya know, I got my wish."
Hectur Banebreath's slightly charred Short-Shorts: "Please feed the homeless... to the homeless. That would be hilarious!"
Kalaanar Silversun's Copper Coin: "I just want a legendary artifact and to be remembered by all. Except Grazzug. If Grazzug forgot me, that would be splendid."
Clorg's Silver Coin: "CLORG CRUSH!!!"
Rastath's Silver Coin: "..."
Truzzak's Copper Coin: "I wish for... eh... I forget."
Yongo Windpaw's Copper Coin: "I wish for a dumpling... better make that three... although I am feeling hungry... six would be delightful! But it's a holiday, so I'll celebrate with a total of nine. Actually, I wish for ten dumplings, just to make it an even number. Oh, it's quite possible that I might run into friends! I'll need enough to feed any company, so how about fourty? Of course I'll be willing to eat any that my friends cannot finish."
"Profit, profit, profit. A word so nice, you say it thrice." - Strakk Crashgear